A white Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a printed message on it.

Retirement Plan Hoodie - Lightweight Cotton Hoodie

White / XS
$58.00
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A white Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a printed message on it.
  • A white Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a printed message on it.
  • A woman wearing a white Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a humorous text and a pair of ski goggles, smiling at the camera in a cozy cabin setting.
  • A beige Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a humorous retirement plan and skiing message, along with ski gear and accessories, including gloves, a cup, and a pair of boots.
  • A white Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a humorous retirement plan printed on it, along with ski gear and accessories, such as gloves, a cup, and a pair of shoes, all arranged on a wooden surface.
  • A light blue Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a humorous retirement plan printed on it, along with a pair of black and white sneakers and a pair of black jeans.
  • A white Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a humorous retirement plan printed on it, along with a pair of black and white sneakers and a pair of black jeans.
  • A grey Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a humorous text printed on it, hanging on a wooden hanger.
  • The image is a Measurement Specification Sheet for a premium pullover hoodie, providing details on the fabric, measurements, and colors available.
  • A white Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a printed message on it.
  • A woman wearing a white Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a humorous text and a pair of ski goggles, smiling at the camera in a cozy cabin setting.
  • A beige Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a humorous retirement plan and skiing message, along with ski gear and accessories, including gloves, a cup, and a pair of boots.
  • A white Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a humorous retirement plan printed on it, along with ski gear and accessories, such as gloves, a cup, and a pair of shoes, all arranged on a wooden surface.
  • A light blue Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a humorous retirement plan printed on it, along with a pair of black and white sneakers and a pair of black jeans.
  • A white Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a humorous retirement plan printed on it, along with a pair of black and white sneakers and a pair of black jeans.
  • A grey Maine Salty Girl hoodie with a humorous text printed on it, hanging on a wooden hanger.
  • The image is a Measurement Specification Sheet for a premium pullover hoodie, providing details on the fabric, measurements, and colors available.
Retirement Plan Hoodie - Lightweight Cotton Hoodie

Retirement Plan Hoodie - Lightweight Cotton Hoodie
$58.00

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The Retirement Plan Hoodie is the perfect retirement plan tee designed to provide breathable comfort and effortless style for your relaxed beach days. Made from 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, this hoodie features a light weight relaxed fit that is made for everyday comfort. It has just the right amount of structure to keep its shape wear after wear.

The “Yes, I have a retirement plan, I’ll be skiing.” gives off a calm, effortless vibe that pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, or your favorite cozy layers. Whether you’re heading out for a winter weekend or dreaming about your next mountain getaway, this shirt says it all.

The hoodie that started it all. This unisex classic mid-weight hoodie is a premium staple designed for those who value both substance and softness. Spun from premium 3-end fleece, it has an exceptionally soft feel and a comfortable, relaxed fit for everyday wear.

The Highlights

  • Premium Softness: Crafted from 8.25 oz. / 280 GSM 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face for a soft feel and high-end finish.
  • Superior Construction: Features a three-panel fleece-lined hood, dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends, and durable double-needle topstitching on all seams.
  • The Perfect Fit: A classic, side-seamed regular fit that runs true to size. Designed to retain its shape with under 5% shrinkage.
  • Sustainability Minded: Made with a blend of ring-spun cotton and recycled polyester, finished with a convenient tear-away tag.

Fabric & Details

  • Solid Colors: 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heathers: 60/40 blend, except Heather Grey, which is 70/30
  • Hardware: Metal eyelets and a spacious kangaroo pocket
  • Finish: Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a secure, comfortable fit

Fit & Care

  • Fit: Unisex regular fit. Size up for an oversized look.
  • Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Shipping Policy

We will work to create your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on the items ordered and your location.
Refunds Policy

Returns & Exchanges

Because many of our pieces are handmade or made-to-order, we accept exchanges on standard stocked items only. Custom, personalized, and print-on-demand apparel are final sale.

Exchange requests must be made within 7 days of delivery, and items must be returned within 30 days in unused, original condition. A 20% restocking fee applies, and return shipping is the buyer’s responsibility.

If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us right away — we’ll make it right.

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Frequently Asked Questions
What is the return policy?

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn’t the case, let us know and we’ll do our best to work with you to make it right.

Are any purchases final sale?

We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Where are your products manufactured?

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

How much does shipping cost?

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